By Andy Behrens
What wouldnÂ’t a man do to get the girl?
How will storage band entrance guy Duncan ever get the eye of his goddess like classmate Carly, whoÂ’s so busy attempting to keep the area that she wonÂ’t even glance in his course? an idea hits him, literally: while Duncan by accident bruises himself, Carly desires to comprehend who punched him, and vows to keep up Â“poor widdle Dunky.Â” yet as his black eye fades, so does CarlyÂ’s devotion. Duncan wishes a plan. He wishes approaching hazard. He wishes a BULLY. the hunt is on.
This hilarious novel performs with the understanding that teenage boys will just do approximately whatever to get a girlÂ’s attention.
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Are we merely the by-product of thirteen billion years of accidental subatomic cohesion, or is there a greater purpose to things, some guiding han—” “The kitchen, Mom. The kitchen is what I meant. Why am I in the kitchen? You called me in here. Why am I here watching you chop asparagus? I’m a high school student. ” “Oh, right. ” She looked up from her cutting board and smiled. “You left so early this morning. And you didn’t stop by my ofﬁce after school. I was worried. ” “You’re a well-liked young man, Duncan.
She shoved him closer to his locker and, thus, to Carly Garﬁeld, avenging angel. ” Carly exclaimed, lifting her head when she noticed Duncan. He braced himself for some derisive comment. Instead, this: “Oh, my. Oh, no. No, no, no . ” Carly gently brushed her hands across his face—the ﬁrst instance of physical contact between them since a regrettable collision at home plate in a gym-class kickball game sophomore year. She drew him closer. His heart pounded. ” Carly asked, her deep green eyes scanning his wounds.
And that’s a big if, but if we get that kind of support from the national organization—which is completely loaded right now because Bill Gates or Oprah or Bono or some bazillionaire just gave them a bazillion dollars—then this could be completely . ” Handmaid Number 1: “So, like, Bono might be there? In Elm Forest? ” Carly: “No, Marissa, I’m not saying he’ll be there. I’m saying that’s how rich these guys are. They’re Bono-rich. ” Handmaid Number 2: “Ohmygod, if Oprah’s there, my mom will wet herself.
Beauty and the Bully by Andy Behrens